Someone is using my wheelie bin as a toilet. How has it come to this? | Catherine Shoard

It seemed hard to believe, and it was even harder to clean. All I know about the culprit is that they must be agile Last summer, I found poo in the wheelie bin. Nothing unusual there: you can’t blame dog walkers for a reluctance to tote warm sacks in a heatwave. But this was different. This was unbagged and … not canine. Had our bin really moonlit as a loo? It seemed hard to believe. Someone would have had to trundle it from its traditional position by the path, line it up with the wall, flip...

By Catherine Shoard