Want a relaxing start to your summer holiday? Get an airport divorce | Polly Hudson

My husband has a personality transplant within a five-mile radius of any airport. There is no chatting, no dawdling, no time to buy water or go to the loo. But I have happened upon a better way to travel If we are being observed by aliens, they probably wonder why couples on Earth invent so many ways to be apart while together. The sleep divorce, screen divorce, meal divorce, chore divorce, hobby divorce … “Just split up already!” the beings from Nerfleurg 7 undoubtedly yell at their surveill...

By Polly Hudson