We spent $95 on lunch for 2 from Goop Kitchen. It tasted as healthy as we expected.

Our Goop Kitchen order was delightfully colorful. Jordan Hart/Business Insider We tried food from Goop Kitchen's New York location. It was very green — and not very good. Given Gwyneth Paltrow's brand, we expected a pilates vibe. The ghost kitchen was more like a gym locker room. Our favorites were the Chinese chicken salad and teriyaki chicken. The brownie was dry and crumbly. New York just got goopier. Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Kitchen is built for a Los Angeles crowd. It is health-pilled, v...