Inside the Tax Day party where Substack bros and West Village girls asked David Einhorn for dating advice

David Einhorn signing a copy of his book, "Fooling Some People All of the Time." Lia Elms/Family Office Famed short-seller David Einhorn was the main event at a downtown Manhattan Tax Day party. Guests were discouraged from asking Einhorn about his long and short positions. We asked him if Wall Street had a rizz shortage instead. It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single man with a crypto wallet must be in want of a West Village girlfriend. Jane Austen's heroines had their balls a...