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Columnist Argues Ropey Shoelaces Are True Indicator of Societal Decline
A Guardian columnist humorously suggests that unreliable shoelaces, rather than potholes, are the real sign of societal decline, noting that 'optimized' shoelaces on expensive trainers often fail to perform their basic function.
28 Jun, 07:00 — 28 Jun, 07:00
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