Tottenham v Crystal Palace: Premier League – live

Follow latest updates from 8pm (GMT) kick-off Get in touch with Daniel via email Football is not a consensual pursuit … cue someone saying yes it is. But him – of course it’s a him – aside, we can surely all agree that we never agree, and not just to force a second most ingenious paradox into an already exceedingly self-conscious paragraph. However! There is surely not a single individual who doesn’t support Spurs who doesn’t also want them to go down; on that, the entirety of the footballi...

By Daniel Harris